This is the beginning of an ongoing game of Stormtroopers Versus Redshirts Nerf Battle where the Stormtroopers miss and the Red Shirts die anyway. You are the personal inept army of Wyrd Con. While you are at war with each other and the fandoms that you each represent, your other secret mission will be to protect Steve and Ira from attack at all costs and you will cease battle and battle all other fandoms under the battle cry “JJ ABRAMS SAVED US!”. You are the unsung heroes and warriors with poor aim and amazing death scene skills.
Limited edition Wyrdcon 2017 Stormtrooper and Red Shirt Shirts and nerf gun are available for purchase on site (but not required).
The fact that the New Wyrd Order is assembling at this time is not a coincidence. We will defend Wyrd Con.